Comments on: SoBe Lifewater – Strawberry Dragonfruit Review

By: Danithius

Danithius — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:43:51 +0000

Call Xavier first – he’s got a medical doctor on the premises, so it’s like two birds with one stone! And call us next if you get any cool powers.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 13:40:12 +0000

I just drank one of these, and now I’m starting to feel weird. Should I call a doctor or Professor Xavier?

By: Danithius

Danithius — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 07:39:23 +0000

But what if it gives us good mutations? Like Wolverine!

By: knowledge is freedom

knowledge is freedom — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 08:11:17 +0000

Stay away from SoBe and other “energy drinks” because they are designed to change a person’s DNA, causing cellular permutation, leading to death and damnation of the soul.