
Checkmate.
Welcome, libation-loving boys and girls! Today I have a fresh pick from Purity.Organic, and this one really is hot off the presses! Purity just came out with it in the last month or two. And I’m especially excited (and nervous) for this flavor, because I love Half & Half’s! (Or Arnold Palmers, as they’re known in my neck of the woods.) For those of you not in familiar with either term, first of all, shame on you. Second of all, it is a combination of lemonade and black tea, and when they’re made fresh they are absolutely delicious. The two flavors are made for each other – the lemonade sweetens the bitter black tea, and the black tea cuts the acidity and intensity of the lemonade. It’s yin and yang in a bottle!
That’s why I’m a little nervous, though – because it’s in a bottle. I haven’t had the best experiences with bottled lemonades, so I hope this doesn’t turn out to taste like plastic lemons squeezed into my tea. I don’t think I should be too worried, though, Purity.Organic did have a solid bottled lemonade flavor.
Let’s get to it!
Fragrance: Mmm-mm, lemony tea! Smells like sweet, heavy black tea with a little lemon zing.
Flavor: Wow, that hits the spot… it appears that I had no need to worry about this one! It’s got everything I want in an Arnold Palmer (Half and Half, whatever). First the lemonade hits you, riding your tongue to a rising wave of sweetness. And just when you start to think “wait, is this going to be too sweet?”, the bitter black tea swoops in and calms everything down, leaving a pleasingly deep herbal taste in your mouth. The flavor balance is perfect, the sweetness level is great, and the flavors themselves taste real and fresh. This is the perfect summer drink.
The one and only issue that I can find with this beverage is its sugar level. It has 19 grams per serving, which is so perfectly on the fence between “permissible” and “too much for a full score” that it’s driving me insane. Coca Cola has about 26 grams per serving, to give you something to contrast it with.
Ultimately though, I think you need that much sugar just due to the nature of this drink. It is necessary to balance out the two powerhouse flavors, lemon and tea. I think if they tried to cut any more sugar out, the tea and lemon would quickly be overpowering, thus ruining the experience of a good Half & Half. I’ll go with the full five points!
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 - Perfectly sweet, perfectly balanced, and perfectly tasty.
-Danithius-
*****Review Rebuttal!!*****
Both Danithius and I have become enamored with the ‘Arnold Palmer’ beverage, so imagine my excitement when he tossed me one of these. It leads off with a fruity sweetness for me, and finishes with a nice dry tartness compliments of the black tea. It has a perfect lemony tea aroma. I sipped the first half and chugged the rest. Quite pleasing to my palate and thirst. I wonder if I could talk them into sending a couple cases our way?
– WiseGuise
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